Brace yourself – this Imagine Draggin' tee isn’t just soft; it’s softer than your last breakup playlist. Lightweight, stretchy, and cozy as heck, it’ll make you feel like you’re wrapped in a hug… from a fire-breathing, 100% combed cotton dragon, of course. Perfect for anyone who dreams of world domination with a hint of sarcasm and loves a bit of crude humor in their closet. Also, bonus points: this beauty’s pre-shrunk, so it won’t turn into a crop top after one wash.
Specs:
Pure dragon-approved cotton Stays snug through countless dragon raids (or wash cycles) Ethically crafted from materials sourced across Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, and the US Your next favorite tee awaits…Imagine Draggin' your credit card out.
Each shirt is made fresh when you order – none of that stale, sitting-on-a-shelf nonsense. Yeah, it takes a bit longer to get to you, but hey, good things come to those who wait. Plus, we’re saving the planet, one “Got ‘Em” tee at a time. So props to you for keeping it eco-friendly while repping jokes that’ll make your mom roll her eyes. Pat yourself on the back; you’re basically a hero… with impeccable taste in crude humor.
